Saturday morning was sprinkler and seed day. We are DONE with our yard! Now, we wait. Hopefully grass will grow. It’s been two whole days and I am annoyed that there is still no green back there. This will definitely help to teach me some patience.
Trips I made to ABC plumbing for random sprinkler parts=25,003
Times Kenny called me a F-ing retard=1
Leaks Kenny had to fix in the crawl space=3
Total number of hours our entire house smelled like poop because of the topsoil=48 and counting
Times I whined about helping=Way more than I should have
Total number of times I went into the crawl space=0 (I will not go in that place……scary)
Number of times I swept the kitchen floor=3 before realizing that it would keep getting messed up-just leave it
Times I want to redo a yard again in my lifetime=0
Number of mac-n-cheese snacks consumed from Sonic=6 (Have you tried them? They are FRIED mac-n-cheese and they are TO DIE FOR)
5 comments:
we planted grass seed recently it took about 10 days...but then all of a sudden it was everywhere....
EIGHT more days??? Ugh-that is so long to wait!
By day 3 1/2 I had all but given up hope and spent the next 6 days cussing out Home Depot or whoever else seemed fit every time I walked by the non-existent grass.
I signed up to do all of the comment stuff so I could post witty comments but it keeps telling me that I have an incorrect password. I'll just stay anonymous for a while. Steve
I love knowing that Kenny can only take so much, I used to think he was incapable of bing annoyed or frustrated. Way to find the end of his rope, you f'ing retard!
-Not Jeff
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