A friend of mine had her father-in-law visit last week. He sounds like quite the guy. She told my mom these two stories, but couldn't get through an entire sentence without gagging.
They were all in the car driving one day. T (my friend) was in the back seat behind the passenger, the FIL*. Her husband was driving. They had just finished eating and her FIL had some food in his teeth. Let's first review the proper ways to handle this.
1. Wait until you get home and then brush.
2. Floss in the car (Kindof gross, but I have been known to do it).
3. Make that annoying sucky, slurpy sound while trying to suck the food out from between your teeth.
Her FIL unfortunately chose non of the above. He decided that, instead, he was going to take them out (he wears dentures) and LICK them clean. He sat there holding his chompers and licked all the food out. Are you gagging yet? My stomach just turned.
On another car trip in the same week, they had one of their daughters with them . She was sitting directly behind the lovely FIL. Her mom kept telling her to roll her window up. She had told her 5 or 6 times and was ignored every time. Well, FIL felt the need to hawk a loogey (I just gagged) and upon doing so it went out the front window and came right back into the back and onto the daughter. All she could do was sit there, frozen with disgust. This, children, is why you should listen to your parents. If you don't, you'll end up with a loogey on your shirt.
*FIL=Father-in-law, incase you couldn't figure it out.
7 comments:
Wow i would have just gotten out of the car at the next stop and just run. NO THANKS I'M FINE!!
I can't even imagine this. I mean do you just stare wide-eyed and open mouthed thinking no this can't be happening. i must go to my Happy Place.
I think I just tasted a little throw-up....ICK!
Hope you're having a better day today!
OK....one thing that you gotta know is that licking your teeth is a privilege for those of us who were dentures and as for the luggy....I agree...she should have listened to her mother.
It reminds me of a certain person that used to suck left over food out of her retainer...i can't even think about that without gagging. Sick.
By the way FIL should be spelled Phil. I believe this is the short form for Phillip. Phillip is a princely type guy so I'm sure that he would prefer the more formal spelling.
I guess on the bright side, at least the daughter sitting in the back seat didn't have her mouth open to have the loogey end up in her mouth...
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