8.08.2008

I love crazy people

I love this blog. It is one of my favorites. The lady is nuts and fantastic and hilarious. This particular one made me start to think of my own neuroses...here we go. These are just a few. Good Lord.

When I go for walks, I always tap the tips of my fingers together on the beat that I am walking and usually to a song (in my head ofcourse).

I can only have the radio and tv volume on certain numbers. I am a fan of 5,7,10, 12, 15, 17, and 20 for the radio. Usually 15, 17, 21, 23, or 25 for the tv.

I can walk into any room in my house and I will know if something is missing or was moved 1/16 of an inch. It's like a messed up game of memory. Don't mess with me if you visit and move my stuff. It will ruin my day.

I cannot STAND the smell of maple syrup, but I could probably drink a gallon of it every single day of my life.

All my clothes in my closet are organized by category and color. Shirts, tank tops, jeans, etc...I even do it to Kenny' s closet. He could care less, but it makes me feel better.

It drives me crazy when Kenny doesn't hit the clear button on the microwave after he takes his food out. Like if he takes it out with 3 seconds to go and the next time I try to see the time it says 00:03.

It disgusts me when people pull on their skin. Like, when people hang cinderblocks from chains attached to their nipple rings or just pull down on their neck skin.

That's how I roll people. Leave me alone.

5 comments:

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

The clear button on the microwave. You are my soul sister.

I'm almost tempted to tape over the timer so I won't have to see the blinking "03 seconds remaining".

Lauren said...

Open the door, remove food, set food on counter, PRESS CLEAR. Really? Is it that hard? I think maybe I will post directions on the microwave door for my husband. Genius.

Bonnie said...

I even do it when I walk by random microwaves at work...it irks me!

Lauren said...

I never knew this annoyed other people-together we can clear all the micro's in the world!

bestmama said...

Bryan does this ALL the time with the microwave, it drives me nuts! But for the rest of the stuff, I know a GREAT psycologist!!!LOL