I know, I really should not speak ill of anyone or anything at my place of employment, for many many reasons, but I am just so over it.
There is one guy here that is all about free food. Doesn't matter who brought it, what it is, or where it came from. He is all over it.
We have food of some sort brought in almost daily around here. I do not usually partake because I would prefer to not weigh 500 lbs. Anyways, a woman in my department brought two pies in today. Two pies for 30ish people. So, common sense would tell a person to have a small slice. Oooooh no. This guy takes 1/3 of the pie, slaps it on his plate and walks back to his desk. Seriously? What is the matter with him? Because of his stupidity, a bunch of people didn't get a piece of the apparently delicious pie. The thing is, he does this ALL the time! He can't just take one cookie, he has to take 5. A piece of cake? NO! He consumes 4. And, it's not like he takes one and comes back later after everyone else has had a chance to get whatever it is. He takes everything his little heart desires up front.
And, yes, he is a lard-butt.....and a moron, but I don't think the second has anything to do with the food.
2 comments:
Sneaking a little laxative in some brownies might be kind of fun. You've got to give the guy credit though, if the world suddenly ran out of food, he would live longer than the rest of us.
Oooooooooh-genius.
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