Mary Ann, Kenny's mom, is nuts (God love her). She was over yesterday for dinner and proceeded to tell me that she saw Delanie* being born.....in the clouds. This is definitely not the first time she has seen things in the clouds. I am relatively positive that this is a weekly occurrence. She was explaining to me that she saw a DM in the clouds, clearly for Delanie McKee. Then she saw her being born. I said, "So, you saw a giant cloud vagina? That's kindof gross." While looking at me with disgust, she told me it was more like a tunnel. Oh, and she had hair like a monk, bald on top.In the past, she has told me that she saw half my name in the clouds, but she isn't sure what that means. I have a few ideas...
*Delanie is my soon to be niece! Monica is due any day now!
P.S. This was written out of love for my MIL. So, back off sensitive people.
